Side Walk Equipment T-Shirt

Description

The Gear That Gets You

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton because if you're gonna deal with constant chaos, you might as well be incredibly comfortable doing it. This unisex shirt has that lived-in, vintage feel right out of the package. It's a heavier, premium material that runs true to size because a shirt needs to actually hold up when you're living with a certified disaster. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who completely understand why your dog is currently staring at a wall.

Washing Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Look, your dog already ruins enough of your stuff. Let’s keep this shirt off their casualty list. This premium, garment-dyed cotton is chill let's keep it that way.

Cold Water Only: Hot water is for overachievers. Cold keeps the fit right.
Flip It Inside Out: Protect that graphic print so you can wear it until it literally falls apart.
The First Wash: It might bleed a little bit on round one. Separate it from your fancy clothes (or anything you care about keeping pristine white).
Detergent Choice: Use a gentle detergent. Avoid bleach, harsh chemicals, or fabric softeners they mess with the texture and fade the color.
Ironing (If You're Fancy): If you absolutely must iron, never press directly on the graphic design. Turn the shirt inside out or use a pressing cloth unless you want a melted disaster.

Don't Cook the Fabric

The Golden Rule: Air-drying or hang-drying is the absolute best way to prevent shrinking and keep that vintage softness locked in. Plus, air-drying means more time for snacks.
The Lazy Option: If you must use a machine dryer, select Tumble Dry Low or the delicate setting. High heat is the enemy.
The Escape Plan: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as the buzzer hits to prevent wrinkles. Don't leave it sitting in there for three days.

Shipping & Returns

Good Gear Takes Time

(The Chaos is Immediate, the Shipping Takes a Minute)

Free shipping on orders over $85 because we reward commitment to the cause.

Orders ship within 7 business days. We aren't a massive corporate warehouse; we’re a small team dealing with our own daily disasters (usually involving a chewed-up shipping label or a rogue tennis ball).

Once your package safely escapes our hands, USPS takes over, and it’ll be at your door in 2–5 days.

Track it obsessively at 3:00 AM or forget about it until it surprises you on your porch. We fully support both coping mechanisms.

Returns & Exchanges

The "Something Went Wrong" Policy (Worse Than a Chewed Shoe)

Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we’ll make it right. We take full responsibility for our mistakes unlike your dog.

Here’s the deal:

Damaged or Defective? Full refund or replacement, no interrogation required.
The Clock is Ticking: You have 30 days from the purchase date to let us know.
The Condition: The item needs to be unwashed, unworn, and completely free of dog teeth marks or pet hair. If your pup already claimed it, it's yours.
Human-to-Human: Email us at hello@baddoggoods.com. You’ll talk to an actual human who understands exactly how chaotic life can be.

We aren't a faceless, soulless corporation. If something is messed up, just reach out. We're all just trying to survive the daily mayhem without any unnecessary drama.

Policy is subject to change, but we’ll always keep it reasonable. Good humans deserve good treatment.